About Me

TER ID: 408039


~UwU~


There are nights you want to be touched like you're sacred, worshipped and teased until every nerve begs for more. And then there are nights you want to indulge in someone. Someone soft, eager, obedient. Until she’s covered in you and too blissed-out to speak. With me, you don’t have to choose.

I’m Surreal: a TS pleasure enthusiast based in Minneapolis. A soft-spoken seductress who knows exactly when to take control—and when to give you everything you’ve been dreaming about.

With submissives, I’m your confident, in-control pleasure domme. Slow, sensual, commanding. I stretch out the tension until it sings. I’ll edge you for hours if you let me. I’ll whisper instructions against your skin; my words warm and my tongue even warmer.

But if what you crave is the fantasy of complete indulgence, someone to melt into your hands, gasp when you tell them to open wider, and moan prettily while you feel every part of them, I can be that too. My desire is deep, my presence intoxicating, and I want to bend myself around your pleasure. You want a doll to wind up and wear out? I’ll hold eye contact during our intimate moments and let you lose yourself in the rhythm of it. No hesitation. No hurry. Just me, so excited and willing, you’ll forget where you end and I begin.

Feel my lips graze your ear as I whisper how badly I want you in me while letting my hands wander where they want. I’ll grip you slowly and deliberately, until you can’t take it anymore. Until you're overwhelmed. Exhausted. Dripping with satisfaction.

I’m not here to rush through another forgettable encounter. I want to be the indulgence that lingers. The thighs you think about wrapping around you when you're alone in bed, and the mouth you miss when it’s been too long between our escapades.

Sound like something you need? I thought so.

Yours always,
Surreal


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Name: Surreal Main City: Minneapolis, MN Sex: Transexual Sex Preference: Bi-Sexual Body Type: Petite Measurements: 38A-32-37 Height: 5' 8" Weight: 160 lbs Race/Ethnic: White Age: 27 Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Colored Hair Type: Curly Hair Length: Shoulder-Length Body Piercings: A few Breast Implants: Pending surgery date Grooming: Trimmed Tattoos?: A few Smokes?: No Porn Star?: Amateur Likes: 420, boba tea, cartoons, coffee, comics, cuddles, gifts, kitty cats, queer furry art, ttrpg, video games Dislikes: Aggressive & entitled behavior, bargaining my prices, misgendering, people asking invasive messages about my personal life without booking a session (aka timewasters) Accept Credit Cards: Cash App Available to: Men, Women, Couples Favorite Musicians: Ash Bricky, Apes of the State, The Distillers, The Gits, The Interrupters, S.L.O.G, Streetlight Manifesto, Worriers Favorite TV Shows: Big Mouth, Bojack Horseman, Owl House Favorite Foods: Chicken, fettuccine alfredo, fries, fruit bowls, pepperoni pizza, salads, seafood (salmon, shrimp, squid), spaghetti, sushi (california, philadelphia, caterpillar rolls) Favorite Kinks: Bondage, CBT, fisting, humiliation, impact play, milking, pegging, pet play, rimming, roleplay, spanking, tail plugs, worship

Portfolio

Schedule

Days Times Location Comments
Monday 10am-3pm, 6pm-12am Incalls/Outcalls Incalls: 24 hours notice required Outcalls: same day appointment with 4 hours notice.
Tuesday, Saturday, Sunday All Day (10am-12am) Incalls/Outcalls Incalls: 24 hours notice required Outcalls: same day appointment with 4 hours notice.
Wednesday, Thursday 8am-5pm Incalls/Outcalls Both Incalls + Outcalls: 24hrs notice required.
Friday 12pm-12am Incalls/Outcalls Incalls: 24 hours notice required Outcalls: same day appointment with 4 hours notice.

Rates

*** Donations are for time and companionship only!


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Rate Session Service Details
Incalls/Outcalls ~GFE FS RATES~
200 30min Outcalls GFE FS | Incalls +40 ( ~240 Donation~ )
300 1hr Outcalls GFE FS | Incalls +50 ( ~350 Donation~ )
500 90min Outcalls GFE FS | Incalls +50 ( ~550 Donation~ )
600 2hrs Outcalls GFE FS | Incalls +60 ( ~660 Donation~ )
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~ Incalls/Outcalls ~MASSAGE RATES~
180 30min Outcalls Tantra FBSM ( ~no release~ ) | Incalls +30 ( ~210 Donation~ )
210 30min Outcalls Classic FBSM ( ~no release~ ) | Incalls +30 ( ~240 Donation~ )
240 1hr Outcalls Tantra FBSM ( ~1 release~ ) | Incalls +50 ( ~290 Donation~ )
300 1hr Outcalls Classic FBSM ( ~1 release~ ) | Incalls +50 ( ~350 Donation~ )
320 1hr Outcalls Prostate FBSM ( ~1 release~ ) | Incalls +50 ( ~370 Donation~ )
350 1hr Outcalls Edging FBSM ( ~1 release~ ) | Incalls +50 ( ~400 Donation~ )
500 1hr Incalls Milking Table ( ~multiple release~ )
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Incalls/Outcalls ~"MOTHER SURREAL" DOMMING RATES~
150 30min Outcalls Non-Sensual Hardcore BDSM, Incalls +30 ( ~180 Donation~ )
240 1hr Outcalls Non-sensual Hardcore BDSM, Incalls +50 ( ~290 Donation~ )
370 1hr Outcalls BDSM Massage, Incalls +50 ( ~420 Donation~ )
550 90min Outcalls Non-FS Sensual Domination, incalls +60 ( ~600 Donation~ )
600 2hrs Outcalls FS Sensual Domination, incalls +66 ( ~666 Donation~ )
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Incalls ~DUO RATES~
450 1hr Incalls Double Domme
450 1hr Incalls Double Massage
500 1hr Incalls Double GFE FS
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Incalls/Outcalls ~GFE FS RATES CONTINUED~
800 3hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +70 ( ~870 Donation~ )
1000 4hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +80 ( ~1080 Donation~ )
1200 5hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +90 ( ~1290 Donation~ )
1500 6hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +100 ( ~1600 Donation~ )
1800 8hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +200 ( ~2000 Donation~ )
2400 12hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +300 ( ~2700 Donation~ )
3600 24hrs Outcalls GFE FS | Incalls +400 ( ~4000 Donation~ )

Etiquette

~UwU~


Booking: Arrange scheduling details with me via text or email with a specific date, duration (30 minutes minimum), and location in mind. I won't leave home until I can confirm the exact time and address of our meeting. 12-24 hours' notice is required for all incall requests! If you're looking for short-notice, just ask and I'll tell you my availability, but I cannot guarantee same-day appointments at any time. Please respect my time and personal life.

Cancellation: Cancellations made within 4 hours will not be accepted. Clients who NCNS (no call/no show) will be blacklisted from scheduling me again. If cancellations are made on my part due to illness, injury, or life circumstances, any deposits received will be returned.

Donations: Please have your gift ready in a white envelope before I arrive. I request deposits for drives lasting longer than 1 hour.

Hygiene: I would greatly appreciate it if you shower and brush your teeth before our meeting.

Screening: For first-time clients, send your name, age, and recent face photo. For safety reasons, two pictures of your photo ID may be required for additional verification.


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Please send all booking requests 12-24 hours in advance to my contact info below:

Email: [email protected]

Phone: (763) 766-5946 - Text only. I will block all calls!