About Me

07/15/2025 UPDATE: I will be taking a break from only FS until August 5th. Before then I will still be available to provide massage, Dominatrix, and non-FS GFE appointments.


~UwU~


Just your friendly neighborhood punk rock puppy girl spreading good vibes on exciting adventures! I love head-pats, sweet treats, rough play, and getting to know people through intimate GFE bonds; as in:

Genuine personality with luscious allure;

Flexible scheduling with 24 hours notice;

Experience with GFE, BDSM, and FBSM.

I'm Surreal for real: your trans girl-next-door dream come true; calm, kind, quirky, kinky, and confident in providing you with 100% comfortable and confidential service. Experienced in the world of kink, I can easily spark excitement, open to endless possibilities with mutual respect for boundaries. I barely clock-watch as my #1 priority is ensuring meaningful engagement to your fullest satisfaction.

I can dress casually, formally, leashed - whatever suits your needs. I strive to always arrive clean and prepared with a discreet bag of toys and pet gear - for whenever the need arises. Our session starts in a cozy environment with music playing (punk is my default but it can be any genre you prefer). From gentle cuddling to playful role-play that ignites the imagination, we begin with 10-20 minutes of melting tension, creating a safe and judgement-free zone where you can freely express your wildest fantasies, then slowly build into an immersive experience tailored to your most insatiable desires, culminating in an unforgettable night that leaves you dreaming of more.

I'm a feral woman with a passion for storytelling! With my educational background and entrepreneurial spirit, I independently create exclusive online content for fans to enjoy: boudoir photography, homemade videos, and furry webtoons. My artistic pursuits are fueled by pride in my identity and work!

Interested in spoiling this puppy girl with a treat? I’m available all-week for the Minneapolis-Saint Paul metropolitan area. My favorite places to meet are coffee shops, dance clubs, punk rock shows, and playing Dungeons & Dragons or Magic: The Gathering in local game stores. Whether you're seeking a sensual connection or a thrilling exploration, I look forward to bringing your surreal fantasies to life!

My screening process is straightforward: I require your name, age, and a recent photo of your face before any potential booking. We can discuss a date, time, and duration of companionship based on our current obligations. Please inform me at least 24 hours in advance if I need to arrange a luxurious apartment room for our meeting

Ready to get surreal? My tail wags in anticipation!


~^w^~


Please send all booking requests 12-24 hours in advance to my contact info below:

Email: [email protected]

Phone: (763) 766-5946 - Text only. I will block all calls!


Name: Surreal Main City: Minneapolis, MN Sex: Transexual Sex Preference: Bi-Sexual Body Type: Petite Measurements: 38A-32-37 Height: 5' 8" Weight: 165 lbs Race/Ethnic: White Age: 27 Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Colored Hair Type: Curly Hair Length: Shoulder-Length Body Piercings: A few Breast Implants: Pending surgery date Grooming: Trimmed Tattoos?: A few Smokes?: No Porn Star?: Amateur Likes: 420, cuddles, D&D players, furries, good hygiene, GFE, gifts, mature & respectful men, other queer artists Dislikes: Aggressive & entitled behavior, bargaining my prices, misgendering, NCNS, spam Accept Credit Cards: Cash App Available to: Men, Women, Couples πŸ’–Musicians: Laura Jane Grace, Ash Bricky, Apes of the State, Streetlight Manifesto πŸ’–TV Shows: Owl House, BIg Mouth, Bojack Horseman, I'll write more later....

Portfolio

Schedule

Days Times Location Comments
Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday All Day Incalls/Outcalls Same day appointment for outcall, 24hrs notice for incalls
Wednesday, Thursday 8am-5pm Incalls/Outcalls 24hrs notice for incalls AND outcalls
Sunday 5pm-12am Incalls/Outcalls Same day appointment for outcall, 24hrs notice for incalls

Rates

*** Donations are for time and companionship only!


~ ✨⭐🌟 MOUTH WATER JULY SPECIAL! 🌟⭐✨ ~

~ ✨⭐🌟~πŸ’ƒ~🫦~❀️‍πŸ”₯~πŸ’¦~πŸ₯ž~🌟⭐✨ ~

~πŸ‘‡~ ENDS AUGUST 4th!~πŸ‘‡~


Rate Session Service Details
Incalls/Outcalls ~ !!! MOUTH WATERING JULY SPECIAL !!! ~
160 20min Outcalls Taking time to focus on Oral Skills - Fast Release w/ Extensive Edging; ( ~180 Incall Donation~ )
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~ Incalls/Outcalls ~FBSM / NON-FS GFE RATES~
150 30min Outcalls -no release FBSM / Non-FS GFE, Incalls +30 ( ~180 Donation~ )
180 30min Outcalls +1 release FBSM / Non-FS GFE, Incalls +30 ( ~210 Donation~ )
200 1hr Outcalls -no release FBSM / Non-FS GFE, Incalls +50 ( ~250 Donation~ )
250 1hr Outcalls +1 release FBSM / Non-FS GFE, Incalls +50 ( ~300 Donation~ )
300 90min Outcalls -no release FBSM / Non-FS GFE, Incalls +50 ( ~350 Donation~ )
350 90min Outcalls +1 release FBSM / Non-FS GFE, Incalls +50 ( ~400 Donation~ )
400 2hrs Outcalls -no release FBSM / Non-FS GFE, Incalls +60 ( ~460 Donation~ )
460 2hrs Outcalls +1 release FBSM / Non-FS GFE, Incalls +60 ( ~520 Donation~ )
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Incalls/Outcalls ~KINKY DOMINATRIX RATES~
240 45min Outcalls Non-sensual Hardcore BDSM, Incalls +35 ( ~280 Donation~ )
320 1hr Outcalls Non-sensual Hardcore BDSM, Incalls +50 ( ~370 Donation~ )
370 1hr Outcalls BDSM + FBSM, Incalls +50 ( ~420 Donation~ )
500 90min Outcalls Non-sensual Hardcore BDSM, Incalls +50 ( ~550 Donation~ )
600 90min Outcalls BDSM + FBSM, Incalls +50 ( ~650 Donation~ )
600 2hrs Outcalls Non-sensual Hardcore BDSM, incalls +60 ( ~660 Donation~ )
666 2hrs Outcalls BDSM + FBSM, Incalls +54 ( ~720 Donation~ )
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Incalls ~DUO RATES~
450 1hr Incalls ***Duo Domme /w Mona Capone
450 1hr Incalls ***Duo Massage /w Mona Capone
500 1hr Incalls ***Duo FS GFE /w Mona Capone
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Incalls/Outcalls ~FS GFE RATES~ ((( *UNAVAILABLE UNTIL AUGUST 5th* )))
200 30min Outcalls FS GFE, Incalls +40 ( ~240 Donation~ )
300 1hr Outcalls FS GFE, Incalls +50 ( ~350 Donation~ )
500 90min Outcalls FS GFE, Incalls +50 ( ~550 Donation~ )
600 2hrs Outcalls FS GFE, Incalls +60 ( ~660 Donation~ )
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Incalls/Outcalls ~FS GFE RATES CONTINUED~ ((( *UNAVAILABLE UNTIL AUGUST 5th* )))
800 3hrs Outcalls ***FS GFE, Incalls +70 ( ~870 Donation~ )
1000 4hrs Outcalls ***FS GFE, Incalls +80 ( ~1080 Donation~ )
1200 5hrs Outcalls ***FS GFE, Incalls +90 ( ~1290 Donation~ )
1500 6hrs Outcalls ***FS GFE, Incalls +100 ( ~1600 Donation~ )
1800 8hrs Outcalls ***FS GFE, Incalls +200 ( ~2000 Donation~ )
2400 12hrs Outcalls ***FS GFE, Incalls +300 ( ~2700 Donation~ )
3600 24hrs Outcalls ***FS GFE, Incalls +400 ( ~4000 Donation~ )

Etiquette

07/15/2025 UPDATE: I will be taking a break from only FS until August 5th. Before then I will still be available to provide massage, Dominatrix, and non-FS GFE appointments.


~UwU~


Booking: Arrange scheduling details with me via text or email with a specific date, duration (30 minutes minimum), and location in mind. I won't leave home until I can confirm the exact time and address of our meeting. 12-24 hours' notice is required for all incall requests! If you're looking for short-notice, just ask and I'll tell you my availability, but I cannot guarantee same-day appointments at any time. Please respect my time and personal life.

Cancellation: Cancellations made within 4 hours will not be accepted. Clients who NCNS (no call/no show) will be blacklisted from scheduling me again. If cancellations are made on my part due to illness, injury, or life circumstances, any deposits received will be returned.

Donations: Please have your gift ready in a white envelope before I arrive. I request deposits for drives lasting longer than 1 hour.

Hygiene: I would greatly appreciate it if you shower and brush your teeth before our meeting.

Screening: For first-time clients, send your name, age, and recent face photo. For safety reasons, two pictures of your photo ID may be required for additional verification. To ease any concerns you may have, we can also schedule a video call via Signal, Snapchat, Telegram, or WhatsApp.


~^w^~


Please send all booking requests 12-24 hours in advance to my contact info below:

Email: [email protected]

Phone: (763) 766-5946 - Text only. I will block all calls!